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assbutt-of-asgard:

imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward

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lindsaur-gor:

There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.

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#one thing I love about friends is how they poked fun at the fact that the six of them didn’t seem to have any other friends

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ijustwanttohugdavidtennant:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

justxlosersxlikexme:

So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull